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Astronomical Sign: Capricorn

Year: Junior

Major: Mathematical Sciences

You can be sure a date with Christine Sachiko Allen won't bite. After graduation, this ambitious 5'2" brunette is headed to dental school to become an orthodontist. Oh how those 12-year-old boys will love the excuse to drool in her presence.

When Christine's not coming up with creative ways to use litte mirrors and wires, she's listening to Britney's "You Drive Me Crazy" or eating. "I love all food, any food, everything!" she says. Be careful if you try to win her heart with sweets however. In addition to fear of tooth decay, Christine says she has an allergy to nuts.

Christine may be have great teeth and be"beautiful, smart and proudly single," but she's also a crummy golfer. You can't trust this Alpha Phi sister at the driving range. One time when she went to retrieve balls, she forgot a bucket and sent balls "flying out everywhere." The worse part? The lots of "hot boys" who got to watch her pick up each ball one by one.

The Japanese-born Towson resident doesn't have time to dwell on that experience though. She's too busy playing the flute and piano, dancing with the Ladybirds, TAing Linear Algebra and DiffEQ and reading Harry Potter. That's not to say that Christine doesn't have time for that special someone however. If you're a "tall, handsome boy with a nice smile" flash those pearly whites her way.

Name: Jeffrey Shouldis

Astronomical Sign: Libra

Year: Senior

Major: Math Sci. and Chem. Engineering

One thing's for sure: "Jeffie" will always be there for you. You could even say you could always cry on his "Shouldis."

Hailing from the suburbs of Philadelphia, PA, Jeffie describes himself as "successful, disease-free and hung like an African elephant."

As far as dating comes, Jeffie's a relatively simple guy that enjoys food, alcohol and sex. For food, he enjoys macaroni and cheese, frozen pizza, and sex for dessert. His dream date involved a Terrace lunch followed by "a drinking version of rock-paper scissors," and some excessive amounts of alcohol and/or sex.

But Jeffie's also a humanitarian. If you're not up for the Terrace lunch, he's always up for a "walk around Charles Village visiting people and bringing them beer."

In the bedroom, Jeffie wants to wear a miniature crotch-less ninja turtle costume and also has experience poll dancing on stage at an exotic club in Baltimore. For the music lover in you, he's actually sung Total Eclipse of the Heart to a girl from a balcony.

As far as extracurricular activities, Jeffie plays on the club soccer team, shops at the Dollar Store and drinks Miller High Life. His favorite band is an indie group called "The Internet" and he enjoys the movie Cool Runnings.

So ladies, if you're looking for a guy who confesses that he'll do anything for beer and sex and basically nothing else, this self-described "god among everything" could be heaven for you.

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