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Issue date: 3/26/04
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Name: Adena Laufer

Astronomical Sign: Gemini

Year: Junior

Major: Political Science

Adena, a charismatic California gal, plans on being a high powered corporate lawyer. She has no objection to tall, blonde and wonderful men and she'd like to sustain your fancy by using her provocative ocean-blue eyes.

After viewing Gladiator she loves men in armor, so you might have to fight for her affection. A sure fire hit with Adena, however, is some cheesecake followed by a moonlit walk on the beach. If you are lucky, she may even wear her long sleeve pink Polo Oxford Shirt, which is sure to bring out the sparkles in her light brown hair.

Adena's favorite date brought her to the Hollywood sign to watch the sun rise. But be aware boys that you can out do that date by heating things up in Maui, her ultimate summer spot.

This buff goddess claims she could function on a desert island with only frozen yogurt. You can be sure to take that yogurt and watch her heart melt, as you serenade her with "I Wanna Hold Your Hand."

When she likes someone, Adena tells them. No beating around the bush for this Los Angeles native.

Lucky for the men on campus, this Cali babe is single. But act now because pretty soon she will be at law school.

Name: Rob Freundlich

Astronomical Sign: Virgo

Year: Sophomore

Major: German/Pre-med

For your viewing please, here's Rob Freundlich, a jacked Jersey boy who says ping pong is "the quickest way into his pants."

Rob is willing to offer hot German loving to anyone who will accompany him on a secluded adventure in the greater Baltimore area. And for ladies who like to get down and dirty bar style, Rob is ready to take you to a cheap restaurant with a stocked bar.

After several viewings of Zoolander, Rob has perfected his new look "Shock". It developed after an unfortunate incident one night near Royal Farms. He passed out behind the convenience store only to find himself sleeping on a dead pigeon.

In addition to sleeping with animals, Rob is an animal ... in the gym that is. You can find him constantly working on his buff arms so he can stay in shape for kayaking. Ladies your heart will be sure to go pitter- "paddle" when you check out Rob in only a lifevest.

The hottest thing about Rob is his sweater collection. And if you can sweat him with clothing on, wait until he has you alone on his desert island. On this island he is sure to bring his computer so you can go on instant messenger. You can both type on Rob's computer and maybe find love at first byte.

He claims he flirts shamelessly and is not afraid to ask for your number. So if you see a guy speaking German extra loudly for your amusement, be sure to go over and ask him for a slice of chocolate cake.


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