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Issue date: 3/30/05
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Orgasmic Chemistry Poll

By Jess Beaton
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The poll is now closed. Thanks for participating!

  1. The Basics:

    1. Are you:
      Male Female Something between these two categories?

    2. Are you:
      Undergrad Graduate Other random News-Letter fan?

    3. Are you Greek and/or on a sports team? (You don't have to name names)
      Greek On a sports team

    4. CVP or PJ's?
      CVP PJ's

    5. Loyola or Towson?
      Loyola Towson

  2. The Easy Stuff:

    1. Are you in some kind of relationship?
      Yes No
      If so, for how long?

    2. How many relationships do you think you've been in at Hopkins?


    3. What would you rather: relationship or bootie call?
      Relationship Bootie Call

    4. Have you hooked-up with an ex?
      Yes No

    5. Have you ever cheated on a boyfriend or girlfriend?
      Yes No
      Often?
      Yes No

    6. Do you use porn?
      Yes No

    7. If you are in a relationship, do you use porn with a significant other?
      Yes No
      No significant other

  3. Getting personal:

    1. Will you go down on you the person you're in a relationship with?
      Yes No

    2. Do you swallow?
      Yes No

    3. Do you kiss afterwards?
      Yes No

    4. Road-head: fun or dangerous?
      Fun Dangerous

    5. Have you ever gotten to know yourself personally in the "biblical sense"?
      Yes No
      Often?
      Yes No

  4. Props to you if:

    1. Have you ever hooked-up and/or slept with someone whose name you didn't know (at least until afterwards)? Looking at a driver's license while he/she is in the bathroom doesn't count.
      Yes No

    2. Have you ever hooked-up and/or slept with a friend's ex?
      Yes No

    3. Have you ever hooked-up and/or slept with a TA, yours or otherwise?
      Yes No

    4. Have you ever hooked-up and/or slept with an SA? Or an advisee?
      Yes No

    5. For heterosexuals: have you kissed/hooked-up with/had sex with someone of the same sex?
      Yes No

    6. For homosexuals: have you kissed/hooked-up with/had sex with someone of the opposite sex?
      Yes No

  5. You have now entered adulthood:

    1. Have you had an orgasm?
      Yes No
      Have you faked one?
      Yes No

    2. Have you given someone else one? ("I think so" is not acceptable. If you have to say that, the answer is no).
      Yes No

    3. When did you lose your virginity:
      Before college (someone's "abstinence only education" didn't work so well)
      Freshman year (ha!)
      Sophomore year
      Junior year
      Senior Year
      Using Jessica Simpson as a role model

    4. How many people have you had sex with?
      One hand
      Two hands
      Need toes
      Need a buddy!

    5. Number of times you had sex in...
      The last month?
      The last week?
      Yesterday?

  6. Getting kinky on campus:

    1. Favorite position? I'll run a best name contest for this one. If the position is something I won't know about, you're going to have to tell me what you're talking about.


    2. Best place on campus you've had sex.


    3. Place you'd like to have sex but haven't hit yet (I won't accept D-level as an answer).

  7. Kink-lite in general:

    1. What are your thoughts on bondage?


    2. Best food to use in bed?


    3. Do you own a sex toy?
      Yes No

    4. Do you know how to use it?
      Yes No

    5. Do you know what a safety word is?
      Yes No

    6. Have you tried a dirty sanchez/dolphin/bucking bronco?
      Yes No

    7. Ever had a threesome?
      Yes No
      What was the male: female ratio?

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