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Name: Tanya Gulnik
Year: Freshman
Major: IR/undecided
Hometown: Frederick, Md.
Fellas, meet Tanya Gulnik. She is one HOT chick, and also one hot LOCAL chick, coming to us from the fabulous town of Frederick, Maryland. This brunette babe's favorite color is red-orange, which makes sense because Tanya is red hot.
Tanya loves all of her clothing except for her socks -- if you are lucky, you may just get the chance for Tanya to knock your socks off. You, however, must not be one of those who workout indoors at the AC on a sunny, nice day. Tanya says, "Um, go outside!! Breathe some air!!!" So gentlemen, break out those sunglasses.
Also, don't throw your trash on the ground "when there is a trash can like two feet away." It drives Tanya nuts, and not in the good way.
Her ideal date includes taking the train to D.C. and walking around all of the "touristy monuments." And boys, if the date goes well, you may soon be showing Tanya your monument. In order to make sure it goes accordingly, definitely make a stop at the National Gallery and the Botanical Gardens. For dinner, Tanya wants to eat in Georgetown at a place with live jazz, and then wants to walk around for a little. And for dessert, let's just say Tanya "wants to take you to her house."
This Maryland girl's weirdest habit is eating peanut butter with a spoon -- maybe if you're lucky, in time, the peanut butter may end up somewhere else. In order to be appealing to Tanya, make sure that you are confident, because confidence is a huge turn-on for her. Fakeness is a huge turn-off. So make sure to be natural and leave your nonsense at home.
This lovely Marylander has one fetish in which she would like to partake: sex on "the beach." And she is not talking about the mixed drink.
But if guys want to know how long after a first date a guy could expect to "score" with her, Tanya says they can try all they want, but they aren't guaranteed to succeed. "Unless they're Mikey Liu," she says of this week's Hot at Hopkins guys.
Name: Mike Liu
According to Mike Liu, you can tell a lot about him just by listening to two of his favorite songs -- "Waiting for a Girl Like You," by Foreigner, and "Broken Wings," by Mr. Mister.
"They reflect respectively how I am waiting for a girl to come into my lonely life and how I want a potential partner to help my healing process and let me Ã"fly' with her," he says. "I want to ensure we both understand each other, with one hand helping the other both ways."
Mike says that he has also gained renown for his heartfelt renditions of Lustra's "Scotty Doesn't Know" -- just don't compare him to that other Asian who got famous off his tonally-impaired crooning. Plus, as Mike is quick to add, "I'm taller and better looking." It's a wonder than Mike isn't banging out hit records himself.
But while his singing tends to garner attention from the ladies, Mike says that one of his best qualities is that he is also a good listener. He's also "analytic and strategic," as well as responsible and loyal. And, as he pointed out, he can play the piano -- anyone up for a duet?
Mike's ideal date would be a "three-pronged" event, consisting of a romantic dinner, a movie, and a starlit evening in the park. This may sound contrived, but Mike has bigger plans.
"I want to connect with my partner," he says. "I feel like there hasn't been enough of that in my life."
Unfortunately, girls, Mike is pretty picky when it comes to trying to find companion.
"Well, in terms of physical appearance she's got to be stunningly beautiful," he says. "Preferably Asian. Nice, lean, smooth, tanned legs and skin. Thin waist. Awesome breasts. Exotic facial features, like dark eyes and juicy lips. Straight hair is preferable, but it has to be shiny and soft."
So if you're a skinny, tan, straight-haired, dark-eyed, juicy-lipped Asian girl, be sure to give Mike a call. But be warned, he's not just looking for a quick hook-up.
"I'm looking for something more substantial," he says.
Year: Freshman
Major: Biology
Hometown: Diamond Bar, Calif.