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Issue date: 10/28/05
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Name: Jenna Rossoff

Year: 2009

Major: Chemistry

Hometown: Morristown, N.J.

If the way to a man's heart is through his stomach, Jenna Rossoff should be beating potential suitors away with a rolling pin. This good-hearted gal shares her culinary skills with the less fortunate as a volunteer for the group Cooking 4 Love. If you'd like for her to share a little bit more than her way with the souffl8e and flamb8e with you, just make sure not to mess with her peanut butter. Her weirdest habit is eating the smooth, nutty goodness straight from the jar. But, if you ask nicely, this adventurous lady admits to being a little bit tempted to incorporate peanut butter in a room other than the kitchen.

There's more to Jenna than her penchant for all things food. Her best qualities are her "biting sarcasm and witty wit," she said. So, in other words, she'll have you rolling on the floor with laughter before rolling around elsewhere.

It might be tough to catch up with this fast female -- she has a tendency to be a speedy walker when heading off to class. But in other realms of life, she claims to be not nearly as quick. Perhaps inspired by this past summer's comedy about a guy holding out for a painfully long time, Jenna says she would wait "40 years" after a date before trying to score. We'll see how long she sticks to that one when the right jar of Jif or Skippy comes along.

The right guy for Jenna would have to be able to tickle her funny bone, along with having a "genuine interest in conversation," she says. Guys with big egos need not apply -- Jenna cannot stand "cocky, egotistical men." But guys with other large attributes are more than welcome, of course.

Jenna's a romantic at heart. Her ideal date involves her Prince Charming bringing her a bouquet of flowers before taking her on a "spontaneous and fun" date. "He would have had to put a lot of thought into an activity that would surprise me," she said.

Come on, boys. A hottie like Jenna is so worth the wait, even if it lasts multiple decades.

Name: Davis Anderson

Year: 2007

Major: Cognitive Science

Hometown: Princeton, N.J.

A guy is quite the ladies' man when his best pickup line is, well, taking the object of his desire and literally picking her up in the air. Yup, Davis Anderson claims that he will sweep a lady off her feet, in every sense of the word. If his use of chivalry isn't enough for you, then perhaps some other characteristics that this self-proclaimed "nice and easygoing" guy will get you all hot and bothered.

He's a rather debonair fellow who enjoys sailing and golfing, just like all those creepy old men at the country club, sweetums. To continue with the polo shirt-wearing, golf club carrying theme, Davis also requires that his lady has equally high-society tastes. His most intense turn-on is a girl with "classy taste in food, alcohol, travel, cars, jewelry, etc."

Perhaps this means that Davis will be providing diamonds and Ferraris for the object of his affection. If that's the case, he better start working those biceps more in preparation for the beauties coming his way, waiting to be picked up by this handsome charmer.

If you'd like to sneak a peek at this gem of a guy's family jewels, keep in mind that all of his ideal characteristics for a gal are on the superficial side. "It's just stupid to say you don't care about physical traits," he said. "[I prefer] long dark hair, dark eyes and a nice smile that she doesn't show off much."

Sounds like Davis is channeling his inner Dick Tracy and has a thing for girls with that whole seductive, mysterious look. So slip into a trench coat and flash anything but a smile to this dashing detective.

For his perfect date, Davis is all about the spontaneity. He likes to do "anything unplanned and unexpected," he said. "It can start in a bar, restaurant or caf8e, but it should end up on a rooftop, under a stairway or in a swimming pool."

He doesn't waitlong to get wet (in the swimming pool, you pervert) with his date. "If the first date is fun, it won't be over until the next morning," he said.


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