Spring Break
The Q&A to end all Q&A's for real this time
That's what she said
Issue date: 2/7/08
In a startling shift of content, Grace is now answering all the burning questions that Hopkins students hide deep in their cargo shorts. So you can hear, you know, what she said.
I have the lesbian version of the "does size matter" dilemma: very small hands and a short tongue. Should I be concerned and trying to fix these, or does size not matter?
Yes and no. The short-fingers thing could be an issue depending on how intense your significant other and/or hook-up likes it, but you can get away with some fancy techniques.
Tongue-wise, I really think you're going to be OK since I assume it's able to extend past your lips. The technique issue can definitely save you on this one. Even Gene Simmons would get evicted from Rug Munch Island if he only knew the alphabet.
I recently went to a party at [frat name removed] and went home with a guy I had just met. I was significantly inebriated and the sex was less-than-spectacular for both of us.
We have a bunch of friends in common, I've discovered, and I'm wondering just how awkward it's going to get.
Do men gossip about how bad sex is or can I relax?
Boys talk. However, they tend to do more bragging than dissing, unlike us - that's partially due to our altered standards.
Boys have a very mathematical mind: tail = good, sex = good, drunk chick = good. Did he orgasm? Yes? Then the only awkwardness potential is the midly slutty reputation you may acquire with said friends.
If he talks at all, assuming he remembers it, it might not be as star-studded as you'd like, but I really doubt it'll be negative. Bro got laid = beers all around.
My girlfriend's best friend is gay.
I'm not at all homophobic, nor do I judge him for being gay. The problem is that she spends a lot, I mean a lot, of time with him and has even slept over in his room a few times. This wouldn't worry me, except for the fact that they dated freshman year before he came out.
I have the lesbian version of the "does size matter" dilemma: very small hands and a short tongue. Should I be concerned and trying to fix these, or does size not matter?
Yes and no. The short-fingers thing could be an issue depending on how intense your significant other and/or hook-up likes it, but you can get away with some fancy techniques.
Tongue-wise, I really think you're going to be OK since I assume it's able to extend past your lips. The technique issue can definitely save you on this one. Even Gene Simmons would get evicted from Rug Munch Island if he only knew the alphabet.
I recently went to a party at [frat name removed] and went home with a guy I had just met. I was significantly inebriated and the sex was less-than-spectacular for both of us.
We have a bunch of friends in common, I've discovered, and I'm wondering just how awkward it's going to get.
Do men gossip about how bad sex is or can I relax?
Boys talk. However, they tend to do more bragging than dissing, unlike us - that's partially due to our altered standards.
Boys have a very mathematical mind: tail = good, sex = good, drunk chick = good. Did he orgasm? Yes? Then the only awkwardness potential is the midly slutty reputation you may acquire with said friends.
If he talks at all, assuming he remembers it, it might not be as star-studded as you'd like, but I really doubt it'll be negative. Bro got laid = beers all around.
My girlfriend's best friend is gay.
I'm not at all homophobic, nor do I judge him for being gay. The problem is that she spends a lot, I mean a lot, of time with him and has even slept over in his room a few times. This wouldn't worry me, except for the fact that they dated freshman year before he came out.
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