Hopkins guys without any game
2. The Guy Who Thinks You Should Feel Honored to Watch Him Play Video Games
Video games are fun ... to play. I've done my time and watched plenty of Smash. Isn't it my turn to "pwn" you? There is nothing enjoyable about watching you play with your friends. Why would you even think I would want to sit there for two hours and clap when your Pikachu figure manages to knock Link off the edge? Furthermore, there is a huge difference between an offer to hang out and listen to some tunes and an offer to hang out and watch you play Guitar Hero. We prefer the former. Unless you have two controllers, in which case, can I play the bass line?
1. The Boy Who Thinks Going to MSE with you is a Date
"Well, we both have to study ... do you want to come with me?" No. Being in the library on a Friday night is sad enough in and of itself. There is no way I'm slapping on a skirt and some makeup to sit in a study room for the whole night while you talk about your math homework. While you drone on about the probability of getting heads and solve for the annulus (I believe it's the area between two concentric circles), I'll be dreaming of completing the D-Level Challenge with someone who stands a chance.
Video games are fun ... to play. I've done my time and watched plenty of Smash. Isn't it my turn to "pwn" you? There is nothing enjoyable about watching you play with your friends. Why would you even think I would want to sit there for two hours and clap when your Pikachu figure manages to knock Link off the edge? Furthermore, there is a huge difference between an offer to hang out and listen to some tunes and an offer to hang out and watch you play Guitar Hero. We prefer the former. Unless you have two controllers, in which case, can I play the bass line?
1. The Boy Who Thinks Going to MSE with you is a Date
"Well, we both have to study ... do you want to come with me?" No. Being in the library on a Friday night is sad enough in and of itself. There is no way I'm slapping on a skirt and some makeup to sit in a study room for the whole night while you talk about your math homework. While you drone on about the probability of getting heads and solve for the annulus (I believe it's the area between two concentric circles), I'll be dreaming of completing the D-Level Challenge with someone who stands a chance.
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vikki
posted 3/07/08 @ 4:23 PM EST
this is awesome!!!! give this girl her own column!!!!!
John Cravings
posted 3/07/08 @ 4:25 PM EST
Funny points - well written.
class of 2012
posted 3/08/08 @ 6:25 PM EST
Are all hopkins guys this gross??
Fibs
posted 3/10/08 @ 12:18 AM EST
SARAH FEINMARK NEEDS HER OWN COLUMN INDEEEED!
Sarah
posted 3/10/08 @ 2:16 PM EST
To all of the boys I offended:
just pretend that this article doesn't apply to you!
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