2008 Woodie Awards
A stimulating discussion: answering sexy questions
Issue date: 3/13/08
I don't so much have a question as I want tips on how to give better cunnilingus.
For starters, don't listen to your male friends. Secondly, don't believe all the fuss about the alphabet technique or the counting trick. If you haven't heard of them, these techniques are based on either "writing" letters or drawing the numbers from 1 to 50 or some random number with your tongue. That seems like a good idea - it gives you variety and a way to keep paying attention for a decent length of time. However, as good as that feels, you can very easily double or triple the pleasure.
If you consider even the simplest anatomical aspects of the vulva, you can figure out a lot of the best methods. We all know what labia look like, and, given that configuration, the technique is easily derived. Trace the contours, especially the point, and vary between short and long strokes. The area nearest the opening of the vagina is easily the most sensitive. That said, tongue penetration, shallow or more enthusiastic, is virtually guaranteed to garner some significant praise.
Don't be afraid to be a little rougher with the clitoris, though (light) biting should only be attempted if she shows an inclination toward pain for pleasure.
Last tip: never tell a girl she tastes bad or acidic or anything else negative. A lot of girls are insecure about getting eaten out, so be nice.
Could you tell me more about the supposed nutritional value of semen? Some call it a "protein shake."
Well I wouldn't base an exercise regimen on a diet of blow jobs. The "ingredients" of semen are sperm, sugar, water, vitamin C, enzymes, proteins, basic buffers and zinc. And since each ejaculation is between a quarter teaspoon and a teaspoon and a half, you'd have to be ingesting more than two gallons to get any nutritional value.
So yes, there's protein in semen, but not enough to constitute actual sustenance.
How can I stimulate my boyfriend's prostate?
For starters, don't listen to your male friends. Secondly, don't believe all the fuss about the alphabet technique or the counting trick. If you haven't heard of them, these techniques are based on either "writing" letters or drawing the numbers from 1 to 50 or some random number with your tongue. That seems like a good idea - it gives you variety and a way to keep paying attention for a decent length of time. However, as good as that feels, you can very easily double or triple the pleasure.
If you consider even the simplest anatomical aspects of the vulva, you can figure out a lot of the best methods. We all know what labia look like, and, given that configuration, the technique is easily derived. Trace the contours, especially the point, and vary between short and long strokes. The area nearest the opening of the vagina is easily the most sensitive. That said, tongue penetration, shallow or more enthusiastic, is virtually guaranteed to garner some significant praise.
Don't be afraid to be a little rougher with the clitoris, though (light) biting should only be attempted if she shows an inclination toward pain for pleasure.
Last tip: never tell a girl she tastes bad or acidic or anything else negative. A lot of girls are insecure about getting eaten out, so be nice.
Could you tell me more about the supposed nutritional value of semen? Some call it a "protein shake."
Well I wouldn't base an exercise regimen on a diet of blow jobs. The "ingredients" of semen are sperm, sugar, water, vitamin C, enzymes, proteins, basic buffers and zinc. And since each ejaculation is between a quarter teaspoon and a teaspoon and a half, you'd have to be ingesting more than two gallons to get any nutritional value.
So yes, there's protein in semen, but not enough to constitute actual sustenance.
How can I stimulate my boyfriend's prostate?
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