Disguse your Walk of Shame with pajamas
However, my favorite form of departure is not the morning sneak but rather when your night time escort walks you back home at the quiet hours of five, maybe six, in the morning after all the intoxicated wanderers have slipped into a drunken slumber. He walks you to the security desk where you see the security guard giving you a look.
Male security guards tend to look at you with a "way to go!" expression, while female security guards simply glare you down as if you are the Whore of Babylon.
And please be warned that from this day forth until the end of the school year, they will forever give you that knowing look as you look down at your feet and scurry past as quickly as possible.
Therefore, the simple solution for such social sullying is to make every party a pajama party.
The people you pass in the morning will simply think that you were too lazy to get dressed after a mellow night of sleeping by yourself in your own bed… in your pajamas. The security guard will have no choice but to think you must have just gone out for a midnight snack or moonlit stroll.
Fraternities, please make a note.
Male security guards tend to look at you with a "way to go!" expression, while female security guards simply glare you down as if you are the Whore of Babylon.
And please be warned that from this day forth until the end of the school year, they will forever give you that knowing look as you look down at your feet and scurry past as quickly as possible.
Therefore, the simple solution for such social sullying is to make every party a pajama party.
The people you pass in the morning will simply think that you were too lazy to get dressed after a mellow night of sleeping by yourself in your own bed… in your pajamas. The security guard will have no choice but to think you must have just gone out for a midnight snack or moonlit stroll.
Fraternities, please make a note.
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