Living it up in Baltimore and beyond
Emma's Dilemma
Fifth thought: Here is a list of useful things to buy with your remaining dining dollars: soap, ketchup, mustard, all the condiments, condoms, light bulbs, extension chords, note cards, mascara and umbrellas.
Sixth thought: Here is a list of useless things to buy with your remaining dining dollars: the entire Burt's Bees rack and milk.
Seventh thought: If you are looking for a few useless but entertaining ways to spend your free time:
1) Go to New York City and try to find the Cash Cab, 2) Go to several banks, take photographs of the vaults and when someone asks you what you are doing, start bawling and tell them they could never understand you. 3) Hitchhike to Forks, Wash. and look for Edward Cullen, 4) Pre-order Mandy Moore's new CD: Amanda Leigh, 5) Buy a VCR on the cheap and start a VHS library, but only buy VHS tapes whose titles start with S.
Eighth thought: The Rotunda movie theater closed. The Senator is closing. You're going to have to go to the Inner Harbor for your next movie night.
Ninth thought: Remember to return your library books. However, if you have had your outstanding item for more than three months, they have already stopped charging you, so you may as well keep it, you will be paying the fine anyway and you have definitely earned the BBC version of Pride and Prejudice by this point.
10h thought: Ultimately exams are not worth stressing over. It's a couple hours of your life and when it's over, it's summer vacation! So remember, rays today, raisons tomorrow, and make it a good one.
Sixth thought: Here is a list of useless things to buy with your remaining dining dollars: the entire Burt's Bees rack and milk.
Seventh thought: If you are looking for a few useless but entertaining ways to spend your free time:
1) Go to New York City and try to find the Cash Cab, 2) Go to several banks, take photographs of the vaults and when someone asks you what you are doing, start bawling and tell them they could never understand you. 3) Hitchhike to Forks, Wash. and look for Edward Cullen, 4) Pre-order Mandy Moore's new CD: Amanda Leigh, 5) Buy a VCR on the cheap and start a VHS library, but only buy VHS tapes whose titles start with S.
Eighth thought: The Rotunda movie theater closed. The Senator is closing. You're going to have to go to the Inner Harbor for your next movie night.
Ninth thought: Remember to return your library books. However, if you have had your outstanding item for more than three months, they have already stopped charging you, so you may as well keep it, you will be paying the fine anyway and you have definitely earned the BBC version of Pride and Prejudice by this point.
10h thought: Ultimately exams are not worth stressing over. It's a couple hours of your life and when it's over, it's summer vacation! So remember, rays today, raisons tomorrow, and make it a good one.
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