Maryland Oyster and Beer Festival
This is going to take you out of your comfort zone a.k.a. the Hopkins bubble and the Towson Mall. However, it will be worth it.
For a measly $55 you can enjoy an intoxicating and arousing good time at the Timonium Fair Grounds on Friday, Nov. 20.
From 6 to 10 p.m., the good folks hosting the Chesapeake Oyster and Beer Festival will be slinging beer steins and shucking oysters from the local area.
Now, I know. Oysters. Ew. Well suck it up, literally. Once you get past the fact that you are ingesting the still dying remains of a mollusk, you'll realize just how tasty those little buggers are. Then you add that whole alcohol thing into the mix and you have a guaranteed rockin' good time.
So grab your girlfriend and your "real" ID and go slurp and gulp some quality shellfish. They'll be serving pit beef as well just in case you just can't stand bivalves.
For a measly $55 you can enjoy an intoxicating and arousing good time at the Timonium Fair Grounds on Friday, Nov. 20.
From 6 to 10 p.m., the good folks hosting the Chesapeake Oyster and Beer Festival will be slinging beer steins and shucking oysters from the local area.
Now, I know. Oysters. Ew. Well suck it up, literally. Once you get past the fact that you are ingesting the still dying remains of a mollusk, you'll realize just how tasty those little buggers are. Then you add that whole alcohol thing into the mix and you have a guaranteed rockin' good time.
So grab your girlfriend and your "real" ID and go slurp and gulp some quality shellfish. They'll be serving pit beef as well just in case you just can't stand bivalves.
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